Man, you are one morbid puppy. What did you think we were doing, casting for a remake of "Goodfellas"?
We were just having fun because our people seriously dig cooking. And still others need to dig in order to cook, and that's the case here. But before the cooking starts, the proper pit depth is necessary to accommodate the coals and the pork. Carolyn Fertig was kind enough to jump in the hole to give us – Nick Zwinggi and Joe Blaha – a frame of reference for depth. Not sure she dug it. OK. I'll stop now.